Tuesday, August 03, 2004

bad idea

someone seriously needs to be fired. probably a whole team of people need to be fired.

someone somewhere thought it would be a good idea to market Safeway Select Deli Meats on San Francisco buses. not just a little billboard on the side of the bus, no ... the whole freakin' bus ... covered in folds of deli meat.

ginormous flaps of ham and roast beef and other unidentifiable meats - a sickly pink and brown hue with billowing diesel smoke and grafitti stopping at every corner.

who in gods great name thought this was good marketing? 2 tons of rolling flesh. 2 tons of people-carrying rolling flesh.

what is this world coming to?

hmmm ... i'm hungry.

Monday, August 02, 2004

nothing to see here

i feel like i should write something b/c i haven't in a few days. can't say i have much interesting things to write about today. there's interesting things to *say*, but i can't write about them. sorry.

i spent the weekend in santa cruz with kevin, kelly, raelin, adam and juli - which was awesome. and i got to see sarah and neal and bunches of photos from their trip which was stupendous.

i think over-all it was just good to be sitting around with the SC gang again in the sun, not doing anything terribly important other than long-distance popcorn tossing and illegal music swapping.

oh, we did go to the Long Marine something-or-other to see the fantastically small aquarium (hey - what do you expect for 5 bucks!) and dolphins who were quite jealous that only the seals were being fed.

but - boy! - you should've seen all the things we *almost* went and did ... if it weren't ... for ... extreme ... laz ... i ... nessssssss.

i did learn about this which is especially funny if it is late, you are tired and you hate starbucks:
http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html