you ever go to the grocery store and only buy a cucumber? that must be a weird thing to do since i just got very strange looks from the checkout clerk. perhaps it was that i didn't need a bag and just stuck it in my pocket?
it reminds me of this game we play once and awhile when we're bored or very very tired. i'll call it "3 things". the point of the game is to come up with 3 things you could buy at a grocery store that would illicit the biggest response from the checkout clerk.
here's mine:
a jar of tomato sauce, rat poison, and a "sorry for your loss" card
-or-
vaselline, a funnel and chili sauce
Your turn.
1 comment:
are we talking just regular grocery stores or those buy everything-under-the-sun grocery stores? i had good success once at meijer's when i bought some grommets and a bucket of lard. it helps if you ask if they gift wrap.
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